Makeup is a lot of things. It is deceiving, manipulative, pretty, life-changing, addictive, and if you use it incorrectly, it can be tacky. If you aren’t using makeup, well, kudos to you, you six-year-old with flawless skin. Most of us use some form of makeup for various reasons. Whether it’s for a confidence boost, a simple fix to a heinous blemish, to transform from a teenage boy to actual female, or you’re just Johnny Depp in any movie (ever), almost all of us use makeup. But what is your go-to? Here’s what your favorite product says about you:
Concealer
Well aren’t you the natural little beauty. If your favorite product is only meant to hide imperfections, then congrats. Your skin might not be perfect, but you almost are. You probably wake up early to go do yoga before you give an all-time presentation at work. You wear pencil skirts with designer pumps and always have your eye on the prize, whether that’s at work, your relationships, or a diet. You’re very goal oriented. You own about five agendas/calendars, and regularly stick to them. Your friends look to you when they need a new homemade casserole recipe because your perfection carries on to your home life too. If there is a party, you’re the hostess and all of your neighbors and friends will be there because nobody throws a party quite like you do.
Mascara
You are a little edgy and bold. Out of all of your friends, you are the daredevil and are always down to pull stunts. “Yes” is your favorite word. You have a bit of a temper and are willing throw down with anyone who treats you or your friends wrong. You can outdrink any of your guy friends, which is a huge circle btw. Relationships come and go, but sex is forever. You’re good in the sheets and know it. Some people think you might need a little bit more of a filter when talking about your sex life, but their opinions don’t mean anything to you. If you’re good ad it, why not flaunt it?
Highlighting Kit
Trashy reality tv shows are your whole life. You live for drama and attention. Without it, you wouldn’t know what to do with your time. Plotting revenge against any guy you like for staring at another girl is a favorite pastime of yours. Even though you love fighting with romantic partners, you are a romantic at heart. You’re a little psycho, but still love to be showered with gifts and date nights. You dress pretty slutty just to get attention from guys, and your Instagram is 97% filled with pictures of your ass in a thong bikini…even in the winter. Vodka and tequila are as important to you as photo editing apps. You like to keep up with current trends, no matter how stupid they are. A career path has not been decided just yet because you’re waiting to see where things are headed with your current boo thang.
Lipstick
You’re just one little girly coquette. Guys think you’re flirting even when you are just being yourself. Pink is your favorite color and you’re bound to be a trophy wife some day. Everything, from your shiny hair to the way you walk, is extremely feminine. You do Pilates or some other bullshit workout to maintain your perfect physique. If you bat your eyelashes, you can get pretty much anyone to do anything.
Brow Pencil
Cara Delevingne is your beauty idol. Plucking your eyebrows is soooooo 2008 in your opinion. You’re that sunny creative girl that has loads of friends. You are generally a happy person, but with a few quirks. You wear what you want, when you want. Peoples’ opinions aren’t of that high importance when it comes to your interests. If you want to take a painting class while drinking wine, so be it. If you want to go two towns over just to go to a farmers market, you will. It is very common for you to do things on your own because quite frankly, you just don’t mind being alone and love #selfcare.
At the end of the day, let’s just thank god for products that make us look somewhat human when we leave the house.