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- White Claw: You want people to think you are alllll about having a good time by dressing up as an alcoholic beverage, but the truth is, you black out after three White Claws. But, of course, your favorite saying is still, “There are no laws when you’re drinking claws.”
- Pennywise/A Clown: You probably aren’t terrified of clowns and love to laugh at people who are. You’re a little psycho and think Halloween is only about making little kids cry.
- Mermaid: You care a little too much about being noticed. You want people to stare at your boobs, sculpted abs, and long hair extensions. When November 1st comes around, you’ll have posted 5 Instagram posts of just you in your slutty outfit.
- Jon Snow and Daenerys: To celebrate the ending of Game of Thrones, you are going to force your boyfriend to put on a bunch of fur while you sport a long blonde wig. You probably think your cousin is hot and incest is in due to how many times you’ve rewatched the popular show.
- Trump/Hillary: You looooove pissing on people off on Facebook and decided there is no better place to do it than in a setting where everyone is inebriated and ready to cause a public scene.
- Witch: Do you watch Hocus Pocus year-round? Do you snort pumpkin spice every morning? Does your whole wardrobe only consist of the color black? No. However, you do drink enough PSLs to overdose at any given moment, own way too many fur vests, and think that putting on a black dress, some eyeliner, and a hat you found at Target counts as a costume. Basic. Ass. Witch.
- Alien: You own way too much glitter and wanted to go for the Zenon vibe. You decided to throw on a green shirt, purple or pink leggings, and some glitter and call it a day. Your Instagram says “out of this world”. And you could not care less that aliens were soooo three years ago.
- Hippie: We get it. You like drugs, hula hoops, and showing off your stomach.
- Stranger Things Kids: You think you are soooo creative until you notice how many other people are dressed just like you. You just needed to throw on a wig and a little fake blood under your nose, or a nerdy hat and some converse, and just wait for the Instagram likes to roll in.
- Wednesday Addams: We all love The Addams Family, but you grew up on it and want to celebrate the new movie that’s out. You actually genuinely look forward to Halloween year-round, but you aren’t the most creative person, which is why you went for this basic costume. It says, “I love Halloween, but am too lazy to think of my own costume.”
- A Mouse (duh): You’re soooo fetch.