As the days of summer boat parties and beach flings with strangers are coming to an end, we need to focus our attention on what’s coming next: fall. Sure, it’s nice to get a head start on sexy Halloween costumes and Thanksgiving travel plans. But it’s also important to put in your pocket a few fall steamy seduction and sex moves. So, to help all of the goody two shoes out there, here are a few tried and true moves you can use this fall to make things just a little bit hotter.
The Halloween Costume
- Tell him you want to be a sexy virgin this Halloween.
- Take off his clothes for him.
- Say you’ve “never done this before”.
- Let him “deflower” you.
- Tell him in the morning you weren’t pretending. He actually took your virginity.
- Text him 36 times in a row the following day asking “what are we?”
The Sweater Weather
- Text him that it’s cold outside and you need him to come warm you up.
- When he shows up at your door, lead him to your room.
- Light a Bath and Body Works autumn candle to be ~romantic~.
- Turn on Netflix and cuddle up on the bed.
- Rip off your sweater and fuzzy socks.
- Jump on top of him and attack his face with your mouth.
- Knock the candle over and start a fire.
- Thank him for making things warmer.
The Hocus Pocus
- Invite him over for a night of “Good Witches Gone Bad”.
- Pop in Hocus Pocus.
- Tell him you don’t need a spell book; you know just what to do.
- Start singing “I Put a Spell on You” and dancing just like Winifred Sanderson.
- Get confused when he doesn’t have a boner from your witch lap dance.
- Yell at him because he doesn’t think you’re attractive.
- Kick him out of the house.
The Thanksgiving Feast
- Get drunk at a Friendsgiving.
- Find a stranger at the get-together to bring back to your place.
- When you get there, let him know that he needs to get prepared to do some “eating”.
- Roll around in the sheets.
- When you wake up and realize it was your ex all along, let him know just how thankful you are for condoms.
The Hayride
- Ask him if he wants to go for a ride with you.
- When he assumes that means you riding him, laugh and fill him in that you will be going on a hayride.
- Bring a blanket and cuddle up.
- Try to give him a handie under the blanket.
- Tell him to quit complaining when the hay keeps poking him “down there”.
Forget your heater, you know how to make it hot in here.
