- Your friend who always posts pictures that you look like a swamp queen in.
- The Starbucks barista who made your iced drink hot.
- Vegans.
- People who play Farmville on Facebook, and invite you to play too.
- Your boyfriend’s friends who send him pictures of slutty girls.
- Everyone at the DMV.
- People who like Ross Geller.
- Girls who can go braless and get away with it.
- Your rival coworker who sucks up to your boss for the promotion you want.
- Yogi.
- People with flawless skin, but do nothing to it.
- Billionaires who never finished school.
- Anyone who says they’re a huuuuge Harry Potter fan, but have only seen the movies.
- People who boss around your dog, especially when they don’t have a dog of their own.
- Waiters/waitresses who charge you incorrectly.
- Your dad, when he interrogates your boyfriend for the first time.
- Everyone who doesn’t go all out for Halloween, regardless of age.
- Anyone who works for an airline that charges extra for luggage by weight.
- Your friend who tells you “no” when you rhetorically ask if you should buy a clothing item you were already planning on buying.
- The devious cat that knocked over your stuff onto the floor.
- HR employees who don’t even look at resumes, but prefer to just take employee recommendations for people who are less qualified.
- Cersei Lannister.
- The bartender trying to hop in bed with your boyfriend.
- The manicurist who is talking trash about you in a different language right in front of you.
- Guys with manbuns.
- That drunk stranger at happy hour who tells you your pants look like Beetlejuice pants.
- Your mom, when she expects you to bring a dish for a big family get-together.
- Girls who only post slutty pictures on Instagram.
- The neighbor who lives above you and stomps around all day.
- Your bank when they don’t approve to raise your credit limit.
- Banjo players.
- Anyone who does not like chocolate.
- Cardi B.
