Basic Information
Name:
Age:
Ideal marriage age:
Height:
Occupation:
Salary:
Personal Traits/Interests:
What is your cuddling preference? Circle one: Big Spoon Little Spoon No Cuddling
Drink of choice:
Who is your female celebrity crush:
Who is your male celebrity crush:
List 3 interesting facts about you:
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What is your favorite football team?
How large is your penis, exactly? (This means you need to measure)
What do you consider your worst quality?
What do you consider your best quality?
On average, what is your text response time?
How do you feel about Harry Potter? Please answer in the space provided:
Put a check next to all of the movies you’ve seen:
_Harry Potter _Legally Blonde _Breakfast at Tiffany’s
_Clueless _Mean Girls _Dirty Dancing
_John Tucker Must Die _Bring It On _The Lizzie McGuire Movie
Please list all of the Mary-Kate and Ashley movies you have seen:
What is your favorite hobby?
What show is Chuck Bass on?
How do you feel about Trump?
Who is your favorite musician/band?
What is your ideal Friday night?
Do you like brunch? Yes No
Relationship History:
How many girls have you slept with? List at least 5 (assuming you have that many) and briefly describe how I’m better than them.
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What is the best date you’ve ever been on? (With me or someone else) Please answer in the space provided:
Do you have any close female friends? Yes No
If yes, have you ever hooked up with them? Yes No
Check everywhere you have ever done anything sexual (with me or someone else):
_Library _Dressing Room _Someone else’s bed _A bar
_A restroom _Pool _Beach _On a boat
Have you ever dated/slept with a friend’s ex? Yes No
Please provide the sluttiest Instagram account handles that you follow:
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Our Relationship:
On a scale of 1-10, how in love with me are you?
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
What is my Starbucks order?
List 3 of your favorite qualities about me (physical):
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List 3 of your favorite qualities about me (personality):
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What do you think my dream job is?
Hypothetical Situation: If you were with me and a guy keeps hitting on me all night, regardless of me telling them I’m in a relationship, how long (if at all) would it take you to act on it? What would you do?
What is your favorite date that you and I have ever been on?
How do you feel about our sex life?
On a scale of 1-10, how do you feel about our sex life?
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
How am I the best thing to ever strut into your life? (Please be detailed.)
Marriage Expectations:
What makes you, above all others, the ideal candidate to be my husband (Please be detailed.)
Do you plan on having kids? If so, how many?
How do you see yourself fitting in with my family?
Where do you want to go for our honeymoon? Circle one:
A Tropical Island Europe A Spanish Country Somewhere Cold Other (please list)
How do you feel about swinging?
_You’re all the ~lovin’~ I need
_Eh. We could try it.
_HELL YEAH!!!! Who do you wanna do it with???
How big of a ring do you plan on proposing with? Circle one:
< 1 Carat 1-1.5 Carat 1.5-2 Carat 2-2.5 Carat 2.5-3 Carat >3 Carat
In 10 years, what do you expect your salary income to be?
What do you plan on our joint yearly salary being?
Will we have joint bank accounts? Why or why not?
What time of the year do you plan on proposing? Circle one.
Christmastime Spring Summer Fall Other Holiday/Plans